Wednesday, August 5, 2009

#1 Rule in a Guy and Girl Relationship: WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS!!

Okay hello to all who have come seeking the truth. I am here to give you a guy's mentality in all subjects and I know you think all guys are different but most of the time we are not. Now some minor details might be different but mostly not. And the first thing I have to let you girls know is this: WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS!! GUYS AND GIRLS CANNOT BE FRIENDS!! Ever!! Now after reading that, every girl is gonna do 2 things automatically: 1) say in their mind or out loud that this is not true 2) think in their head of a guy or two that they are "friends" with. Now do this after; eliminate each "friend" you've slept with cause you're not friends, he's just waiting for a possible another go. Eliminate any exes cause you didn't start as friends you were attracted and so you're not friends cause attraction doesn't go away, at least not for guys. Once a girl is hot, she will always be hot in a guys' mind. Eliminate any guy you have "grown up with" cause that doesn't matter to a guy, even if he knew you when you were 3, it doesn't matter to him, he is attracted to you either personality wise or physically and either way would start something if the situation presented itself. Oh yeah and eliminate any guys that are with your friend or cousin cause they only reason you guys know each other is through that person and honestly if he jokes with you a lot or something like that he probably "would" given a chance or a fight between him and his girl. Now I ask you, whats left?? Nothing, see my point. its impossible! and that my friends is an ugly truth!
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  1. SHAugust 17, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    This is hilarious. If we need some guy perspective for our blog, we will definitely let you weigh in. Thanks for stopping by.

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  2. SHAugust 17, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Also, what about groups of friends that are guys and girls? I run with a pack of friends that is a mixture between couples and single guys and girls. The couples hook up obviously, but the single people definitely don't. Very tight knit group of friends.

    So what do you say about groups?

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  3. Relationship expert.....kindaAugust 20, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Thanks for coming to our blog, trust me you wont be disapointed. Now onto the subject at hand, groups are a bit tricky and seem to be the thing to do as of late. Groups usually tend to happen either in high school, or right out of it cause that was either the table of people you sat with or something like that. Now in groups you cannot tell who is infatuated with who and so on, but like the shopaholics that come out for a sale they show themselves eventually. Eventually a guy or girl will try to be casual and ask someone of the opposite sex in that group to go to the store or something harmless but its a trick to get some alone time. and if you are in the group you can tell who isn't attracted to you cause usually they won't or haven't hang out with you individually, you might think that if it hasn't happened yet its a coincedence but trust me its not. Basically someone is attracted to someone in that group, and friendship is just the secondary emotion in there and that is the untold truth!!

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